Reasons the ocean doesn’t suck:

It imploded that submarine full of billionaires.

I hope you warned him about how much worse razorburn/itchiness is for that area.

I find it to be itchy as fuck so I just knock it down with the trimmer but leave enough for that not to happen.

Easier to imagine a pretty woman wanting to hurt me than imagine one wanting to kiss me.

He’s more of a toes guy.

It’s certainly one of the reasons I don’t want them. Can’t do a lot of the things I enjoy with kids around and the stuff you can do gets worse with children constantly interrupting.

We have tons but yea other people should help them. Fireflies are dope.

Got off school for that when I was a kid. Big fan.

Why isn’t he looking where he’s shooting

The devs rushing the game out half added results in them getting $225M. So they have incentive to be shitty too. I don’t know enough about any of them to say which is more likely but that logic goes both ways.

A couple months ago I had a big ass fly buzzing around my room and annoying the shit out of me for like 2 hours. Then the pitch of it changed and sounded more frantic so I looked up and a jumping spider was murdering it in the corner of my window. If I could have high fived that little guy I would have.

Sorry. My brain is buffering.

They’re working on it. There was some guy going around our neighborhood schilling some solar scheme where they install solar on your house but you still pay them an electric bill.

Yeah it’s really annoying. Last time I went protesting I came home to troops quartered in my house.

IDK about everyone else but most of my friends vanished when they got married and started having kids. They never had time to do anything away from their kids and hanging with a bunch of children around didn’t appeal to those of us without them eventually I was the last one standing with no family obligations. I have since found another friend group that are mostly on various spectrums that make it unlikely they’ll be getting married/kids though.

Ok, I guess that it was just “dozens” threw me off. That isn’t that much.

I don’t even have downvotes on my instance but would that really be unusual? I often see a lot of people on a thread making the same wrong statements. I could see how that kind of thing would lead to a lot of downvotes in the same community and I was never very heavy handed with my downvoting.

Same but I don’t mind sleeping on the couch soooooo…

Nah, harming child molesters is 100% necessary. They should never have another instant of comfort or joy in their lives after doing that shit.

Were they a risk because they were dirt on politicians? We could have resolved that by getting rid of those politicians.