The Daft Punk remix is also a banger!

Perhaps you could say they are… Cunning linguists!

Gosh I know your pain, there’s a blackbird vs magpies feud on my street and I’m dreading the 3.30am sunrise and the 10.30pm sunset 😔

She keeps my heart unbearably warm 💓

I’d appreciate it if you could refrain from spying on me please and thank you

Sent from under my void snoring on my chest

Yes because I can’t trust myself with(out) it. There was this one time I removed it to put hand cream and I popped the ring on a bottle of nail polish next to me. I immediately forgot what I did and spent a good couple of hours on the verge of tears because I thought I lost the ring. It’s very dear to me, it belonged to my husband’s grandma who got married in 1944 so I can’t exactly get a replacement for it.

Husband only removes it when he showers because he’s not a scatterbrain.

FAKE NEWS! This is clearly un buen gato

Beurre salé maître race of course

hmmmm je vois pas la ceinture d’astéroïdes entre Mars et Jupiter… Curieux

Non je déconne c’est trop choupi, bravo a l’artiste

Nah nah nah, I love our cousins. Quebecois, Cajuns, Wallons, we’re all a big cosy family. In my mind at least!

Not that much though, this is a bit ludicrous

Standard 4pm snack that!

👏 thank 👏 you 👏

Tu m’étonnes avec 1/4 cup de sucre pfiou c’est plus du pain c’est de la brioche!

We need to bring back shame, those racist broken condom residues have become too empowered because we let them spew their verbal diarrhoea all over the place. Urgh.

Boooouh à la crève mais ton commentaire m’a donné une idée, faire de la broderie sur taie d’oreiller pour un sommeil ✨ extra ✨

And here I was, thinking I was part magpie for my irrational love of shiny things, but dragon makes much more sense.

it’s a right giggle though!

He’s a talented actor, no doubt. Although he was pretty crap at crying. Gillian Anderson was better at sad emotions.

Exactly!