mittens [he/him]

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Cake day: July 30th, 2020

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  • I’ve been spending an inordinate amount of time thinking about the cornucopia in the fruit of the loom logo and I’m convinced that the cornucopia version of the logo was actually a knockoff version of the logo, the only thing that stops me from fully accepting this theory as fact is that there’s so little direct proof of it. First, people claim that they bought FotL underwear from walmart exclusively, that’s easy, there’s a couple of lawsuits settled during the late 90s involving nike v walmart and hilfigher v walmart regarding walmart stocking knockoff merch on their shelves, so they have indeed sold fake clothing on retail stores, but there’s no lawsuit between fruit of the loom and walmart. there’s also a trademark patent that explicitly references the cornucopia and I’m pretty sure it was added to the patent BECAUSE of the knockoff logo, and additionally I’m sure they’re so quick to deny the cornucopia partly because it brings them publicity but also because they can’t officially recognize the knockoff logo as part of their corporate identity. Further no physical proof can even be manifested because cotton underwear just doesn’t last very long, cotton wear literally rots in landfills in less than 5 years. And I’m not sure if it’s even related (though the timeline seems at least suspicious) but stockholders for the FotL company were inflating the value of their stock, they were sued and then they filed for chapter 11 during the late 90s but I dunno if these things are connected to the cornucopia. Maybe it’s all a scheme to sell cheapo underwear manufactured in the third world while recognizing no direct ties to third world sweatshops? Too convoluted, I dunno. It’s real though, it appears very frequently on pop culture parodies, so there’s really no chance it was never there.


  • Someone literally just showed me the Facundo Cabral version, I’m partial to it due to the added lyrics at the beginning. Fantastic song regardless, it’s incredible that it was written on a dime while drunk. Do share if you have more trovador stuff. I’m ironically super alienated from music in spanish, despite it being my first language.

















  • i bought the thing because the cans look kinda cool tbh, not even the tea shit, the sparkling water which is virtually indistinguishable from any other sparkling water brand except 3x more expensive. it’s rare that i come across liquid death on the shelves anyway so it’s not like something i’m going to keep buying. it’s just a novelty item mostly.