look it takes a lot of skill to make that “beep beep” noise consistently when you are in reverse

that plus Mossad death threats on ICJ staff

Twitter is now prohibiting the red triangle

haven’t heard about evidence of fomite transmission, are you sure?

??? they had Crimea and Sevastopol for at least a hundred years at that point

I know the Rambo title card is a hoax.

I dunno I’m not convinced. I remember seeing this shit on VHS

was that Boredom? I’ve been seeing a lot of questionable takes from that one

doubling my antidepressant dose to avoid getting banned from the hexden

are the people who made this really this stupid? yes. yes they are.

incoherent messaging on that first one

I might have PTSD (Posting Terrible Shit Disorder)

but I can’t walk, because this joke broke my legs

(GOOD post)

acting is his core competency

putting the “emetic” in “memetic”

Princess Leia Organa : Governor Tarkin! I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.

Grand Moff Tarkin : Charming to the last. You don’t know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life.

Princess Leia Organa : I’m surprised that you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.

Grand Moff Tarkin : Princess Leia, before your execution, I would like you to be my guest at a ceremony that’ll make this battle station operational. No star system will dare oppose the Emperor now.

Princess Leia Organa : The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.

Grand Moff Tarkin : Not after we demonstrate the power of this station. In a way, you have determined the choice of the planet that’ll be destroyed first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the Rebel base, I have chosen to test this station’s destructive power on your home planet of Alderaan.

Princess Leia Organa : No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no weapons, you can’t possibly…

Grand Moff Tarkin : [impatiently] You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: Where is the rebel base?

Princess Leia Organa : …Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine.

Grand Moff Tarkin : There. You see, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation; you may fire when ready.

Princess Leia Organa : WHAT?

Grand Moff Tarkin : You’re far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don’t worry; we will deal with your rebel friends soon enough.