mudpuppy [it/its, she/her]

i think they do this

i don’t have any interest in actual sex, just kinks which are sort of dependent on having two people. i really like getting tied up and beat up, and i can’t do that on my own. what i call sex is just assault or torture to most outside observers, i don’t even want any clothes to come off. i would expect to just take turns, it’s not a big deal. if i’m hitting someone else, i’m always worrying about their limits and what they’re ok with, but if it’s me, i’d know exactly how far i can go, and it would be really fun in a non sexual way. already knowing everything is a good thing, the discovery isn’t really fun for me. i’m usually not comfortable having sex with someone until i’ve known them for at least a year. definitely not demisexual or anything, i just need to know exactly what they’d want me to do.

shoot your jizz then out you is

that’s really pretty

blow your load and hit the road

im really surprised at how many people are saying no. i definitely would because i know exactly what im into and could do everything perfectly

loading really slow added a lot to this image

the word filter is annoying

yeah im majoring in polyamorous science what of it

i would definitely have sex with this gun but i cant really think of a gun i wouldnt have sex with

bad under capitalism, good under communism

oh EPIC

what does wall mean (sorry im stupid)

the most important thing that allowed jan 6 to happen was qanon. it doesn’t get talked about often enough. the whole thing was predicting “the storm”, and that was supposed to be it. so many people were already invested in the idea, they believed they had tons of powerful institutions on their side, and that they were saving the world by fulfilling the prophecy. for it to happen again, you’d need another qanon.

they all doubled in size, saved you a click

i like how they also made it entirely about palestine

you need to open minecraft and make a new creative world

the australian government is really out of control

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is it time for “people become ugly because they’re evil”