Isn’t it forbidden to be a democrat in Texas?

They are pretty stupid, they forgot to open the lid.

I see this as an absolute win.

You can watch The Barbie Movie alone as a single man but you’ll be the only single man in a room filled with couples and girl groups. I know because I was that guy.

Sadly, I’m not a dog.

The neat part he can pee out the lava.

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Thank you, for your service. I appreciate your sacrifice.

yes, especially almonds

No, I hate Mondays. Even, if I’m on holiday I hate Mondays but I also hate every other day of the week. The only thing I hate more than Mondays is meself.

Because the GTA:Trilogie was such a great work I’m sure this won’t be a have ass either.

7 years of Gilmore Girls is also a way darker part of the states history too.

I don’t even know a girl.

I got rejected Story of my sex life.

Finally, I knew he would be the perfect fit for Chell in the Portal movie.

I like pluto but pluto only got his status as dwarf planet so a certain astronomers get less angry nonetheless Pluto is an asteroid.

So much fuss about a glorified asteroid.

You can (nearly) always make new ones.

You can clearly see he dropped his phone on purpose.

exactly.