Going to need you to go ahead and put the lathe away please

Yes. The 700 videos about turtles is 100% innuendo

The liberal driller strikes again

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Love it so much I made a shirt out of it and people on Etsy stole my idea lol

I don’t know, his nephew, Marty, is a pretty bad dude.

Banger. Thanks!

straight to the gabbagulag

Almost done with the book. It’s great, but be warned there’s absolutely horrific shit in there

This is a great thing to hear and I’m so excited to see it in a good format

But did they put every line of dialogue in the trailer? Lol

this should be ripe for hilarity to ensue…but you just know it’s going to suck and be boring.

I lurk this subreddit out of morbid curiosity, and it makes my skin crawl

Powered by grok, right?

why does the patch have pubes?

It’s pretty funny that a complete capture of power across all 3 branches and lockstep fealty and they still cannot get over people being like “nah slavery was bad”

I do this when I can for extra cash, I also do freelance and an etsy store, but plasma money still helps. Here is my beef(s) with it:

• Amount paid weekly is stacked to the 2nd donation. So, you generally get $50 for one visit, then $65 or $75 (depending on the specials…yay) for the second. If you don’t make your second appointment, you are screwing yourself because…
• The visits take awhile. Even with new machines that UNCOMFORTABILY suck the blood out of you to get the plasma, you are looking at 90-120 minutes in there. That’s not counting time to get to the center (nearest one is 20 mins away from where I live). That is a huge time suck and
• It freaking hurts. I don’t blame the staff, but they are trying to stick as many people as quickly as possible. This is not like a regular blood donation where it is a few minutes. Your donation time is about 45-60 minutes. A bad stick will lead to a decreased amount of blood per draw, plus pain. Often, the solution to a bad stick is to just tap the other arm, which then means you have to find a fresh vein the next time you go that week and -You are wiped out after. I am pretty exhausted and hungry after I do this. So, you should probably eat some decent food to compensate, but that costs money. The money you just spent 2-3 hours getting by selling plasma, so you sometimes eat something cheap and feel worse.

I have noticed more and more people donating in the past few years as shit gets worse. With more people doing it, centers can offer less per person because “who gives a fuck?” I know what they take out of me is worth a lot more than what they give me…so it is just a bleak and shitty situation while you are doing it…but hey, money, right?

eat hot chip and lie?

This movie was better than it had any right to be. My daughter and I thoroughly enjoyed it, and soda pop is stuck in my head a lot

That’s the same password an idiot would have on his luggage