nicklewound [he/him]

Demon’s aren’t like they used to be, folks. Sadly, you can no longer rely on demon’s to finish the fucking job.

100%

Normalize grown ass men getting their shit rocked for saying out of line shit.

This is it! DRUMPF is done for!

Goddamn, being a cis dude is so fucking boring.

I want a double jump so goddamn bad.

You can take my giant mommy milkers and massive dongs when you pry them from my cold dead hands!

Love my wheel. Dirt 2 is so much damn fun with that thing.

Fuck cops, but if you can find a CVPI that hasn’t been dogged to shit by the fucking cops they’re a great car and you can find them at decent prices. Good comfy smooth ride and enough power when you need it. Easy to work on and cheap parts too. And they still blend in pretty easy if that’s a concern.

My first car was an 84 CVPI. Big fucking boat of a car. You could fit 8 people in that bitch if you were a dumb teenager like me. Loved that goddamn thing.

Anyone know why I have to use a private window in firefox to sign into Hexbear now? Login just shoots me back onto the mainpage without signing in. It’s been doing that for a month or two.

Sending good vibes, comrade. I hope things turn around soon.

I am cow

Goddamn we’re so fucking cool.

It’s about time someone recognized it.

Nah, nothing like that. I’ve noticed zero anti-communism or anti-soviet propaganda in the game. Seems the opposite to me.

It’s good actually!

Oh no! A controversial gender!? My day is absolutely ruined and now I hate everybody that isn’t white straight and cis.

I have decided to fuel up my paraglider and join Hamas.

The slave owners literally were compensated for their lost property. They got reparations. The slaves did not.

Wait…

You guys were communists this whole time?

I’ll be 40 in a few months. Will I be ok?

Aww. The baby brain liberals are struggling again.

Nobody hates you. We hate landlords. Landlord-ism isn’t an inalienable trait. You weren’t born a lord or lady of the land. You can stop forcing people to pay your mortgage anytime you want.

Go find your muffler, what done flew clear out from under your automobile, and you stiffen your upper lip, look at it say, “IT’S👏 HER👏 TURN👏!!”

You’ll be back safe on the road in no time. Keep up, sweaty.

Dude being cucked by starfield at the end is just.