And it makes loud sounds, man, that “heh he heh he” Murphy laugh.

You can see the Nostradamus-style posts on Ye Olden Twyfter, they fit the format:

A rise in the Danube
on the waning moon
will vex Hister

“What the fuck is he going on about, then?”… before you know it, he’s got a hundred million fucking followers.

🎵 UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNSK UNSK UNSK UNSK UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNSK UNSK UNSK UNSK… 🎵

Not even a band of demons can quite fully hide the inferior shredding on that fiddle faddle.

anti-woke coffee made by A.I. on the blockchain

Have you seen this person’s post history?
You are wasting your time, no truth nor reason can penetrate that stone, it’s all frenetic narratives (like - “Jan 6 was a hoax”) that never bother to pause and look at themselves, nor will they ever, as there is zero will to do that.

Ahnold with one of those white mushroom hats and an apron.
Puts the tray of confections in the kitchen counter - “Ah’ll be back…”… returns with one of those cones with a bag that squeezes out vanilla cream custard.

I knew I didn’t have to say it, someone else would do it… as a little treat! Treat yourself to filling in the blank.

It’s not that NATO is weak, it’s more a combination of Ukraine being in some sort of a political heritage gray zone and of the insidious way in which amoral corporations became bloated monsters with an insatiable appetite, got its’ tentacles in every corner of the world with no oversight, a process that began during the reagan and thatcher era.

The thing about any crackpot argument for “ancient electricity” that just dawned on me, is that they call it The Bronze Age for a reason, the ancients insisted on the versatility of their metal (bronze = copper + tin) over its’ conductivity (pure copper).

There was a more ancient Copper Age, but it was brief, bronze was the definition of a technological leap forward.

Treat yourself only on days that start with the letter E.

If this goes viral, I remember that racist, fanatical republican arschloch who used to do the commercials and realize I would probably not cry if his Papajohn stonk tanks.

Do you hate your life but are lazy and a coward about introspection?
Do you hate the potential happiness of others more than helping yourself?
Then the republican party AND its’ churches are perfect for you!

Gojilla vs Gorira!

Like white Wonder Bread with the crust still on, and calling it a hamburger.

Gozilla vs Godrilla!

Focusing solely on the movie-going experience, I would love to live in a city like LA or NYC where they have a few theaters with added technological features, like 70mm IMAX and/or 4K projectors and/or rumble seats (those must have been amazing with something like Mad Max: Fury Road).

There’s at least one 60FPS theater in NYC, it must be wild to watch a film like that just by itself, or even WILDER, in 3D.
But I believe there are a few theaters in Asia - probably in places like Singapore and Shanghai, but don’t quote me on that - that screened Ang Lee’s “Gemini Man” in the incredible-sounding combination of 120FPS in 4K and 3D, they said it was like the screen dissolved and you were watching the action happening through a huge rectangular hole in the wall.

From the Star Trek Swole Timeline

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Ohio

“America was great once… before the libruls took it over! Things were so much better when I was young… not like this weird shit now around me… it’s not ME who’s grown older…! …it is YOU who’ve gone weird! Why should I change! I refuse to change! That would require… making an effort! I refuse to change! Damn libruls! Damn libruuuuulssss…!!!”