You can’t have your vegetables if you don’t eat your meth!

I’m sure that treating people like a dog that was tricked by wrapping medicine in a bit of bologna will go over well.

subscriptions that are less sticky than a YMCA membership

Get into the Cheesecake Factory or get left behind!

A klever ruse!

Fun fact: emacs can come in colors (green) when used in ogremode

Edit: adding to this post so that I don’t spam up the thread:

Looks like Zitron is going to be on Jon Stewart’s show tomorrow. Could be a great entry point to anti-slop thought for the older liberals in our lives.

https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com/post/3myvnzkg3pc27

Cargo culting, but the cargo is poop

I hear it’s pretty slick!

Why do I need an iphone duo when I already have a modded nintendo 3DS?

Echoes of “estimated income before bad things”

Damn did you just use the term “RetCon” for…basic literary analysis about a book written in the late 1970’s/early 80’s on a literal typewriter? By the man who literally coined the term “The Web” in the way we now use it for the internet, in what many consider to be the first Cyberpunk novel?

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By the by, I’m an SWE who’s run a ML homelab for 10 years at this point

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It’'s relevant expertise to the technical argument being made, sorry that I guess you want to stick to an anti-intellectual standard where expertise isn’t valued or something

By the by, I’m an SWE who’s run a ML homelab for 10 years at this point

navy_seal_copypasta.txt

70% of websites utilize PHP, thus revealing People’s Hidden Preference for PHP

As an adhd enjoyer, that deadline gave me second-hand anxiety. Gotta have some slack in that schedule.

Ya gotta use a meat thermometer!

Could be, but I suspect that Hinton is a true believer. Genius has never been any kind of defense against madness.

Thanks for all your hard work*, and welcome to awful!

• close-quarters trench warfare with the absolute worst people

H4ppy H4lloween to all who celebrate!

That ice cream? Also pumpkin spice