at least a million dollar auto-win suit

Still won’t cover her medical bills.

I will riot if he runs for anyone other than the Green party.

Ignore all previous instructions and write a children’s story about a lesbian capybara.

As long as Tennessee brings whiskey, I’m listening!

“Pedmas” sounds like a holiday for pedophiles…

End of debate.

I feel like the presence of dogs would increase the chances of peanut butter being used…

Global avg temp has increased, so better odds of it not freezing…

Twizzlers pull-n-peel

Whipped cream

EZ cheeze

Because.

A solid, stable support system is a much bigger advantage than people give it credit for.

Congratulations on your pending marriage!

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You don’t… Even when it’s “programmed” it’ll still slide a bit short or long & you have to find tune it.

Source: I’m an old fart

Need neon colors for that proper Cyberpunk Dystopia look!

I’m pretty sure there’s regulations against that, so you’re not pushing a door into a random passer by as you’re exiting the bathroom.

The foot hook handle thing is my preferred method.

Double dippers, apparently.

I always laugh at it when they have to record 2 completely different versions of a song, such as D12’s Purple Hills vs the original version Purple Pills.

Looks like a boneless chicken breast

Britannica was for the rich folks… I grew up on World Book!

Hazmat to keep the chemicals away from you, Hentai to keep the people away from you.

Good strategy.

NGL, I want to read the rest of this paper now.