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Cake day: June 4th, 2025

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  • My mom used to make this internet chocolate chip cookie recipe for me back in the 90s.

    Mom was great. She did all kinds of stuff every mom should do, but a lot of modern moms have forgotten about, like make me walk on broken glass so i wouldn’t be weak.

    She also got us pets, then killed them in front of me. An old, beloved family tradition.

    I miss mom so much, but her memory lives on through my mom’s easy satisfying chocolate chip cookie recipe.

    Whenever i was feeling down, and we didn’t have any pets for her to kill in front of me, these cookies would make me feel better.

    Heres the recipe:

    2 cups flour 235ml water 1 stick of butter 1 quarter cup of cat poop 1 half cup of antifreeze for sweetness.

    Mix it all together in bowl, then preheat the oven to 235°

    Form the cookies into balls on the baking sheet, and for an extra twist, add a full container of lighter fluid.

    ;ack for 30 minutes at 400 degrees.

    Now, i know what you’re thinking. The cat poop actually makes better chocolate chips than chocolate, plus it’s simpler, easier, and cheaper!