

I have one comment left on this account, yeah.
Planning optimizing and glitching my way dowm the highway to hell.
Pro tip: there’s a great wall you almost can’t avoid clipping through in liberalism–gets you most of the way there.
Pronouns: I/me/my–please don’t refer to me.
Irony poisoned enough to give you cancer from 300 feet away.


I have one comment left on this account, yeah.


What do you need, how much space do you take up, and where do you poop?


real
No such thing. Fuck im going to have to stop posting on this account soon.


Oh, woah. Thats kind of freaky.


Add some drugs.
Virgin milkshakes always disappoint me these days. Weed candies can be shockingly close in flavor. Acid tastes like nothing. Mushrooms… Well mushrooms are just always gonna taste like shit but they can go in chocolate.


Normal hammer head on stick? It was ugly and looked dated even at the time, next to ME–if you ever got that to boot.


No I’m saying even if it’s imperfect–they really don’t want it to exist, so it’s probably important that it does.


Also pig farms.


Cops and their families do not live in the places they police, even when offered bonuses to do so.


But… But…
No–because you’re being reasonable and nonpartisan.


Nope. You’re gonna have to kill em.


These guys ‘thats our favorite thing to do!’


Hey now. No. We should love them.
The same way they love us. I’ll get the pliers.


What? No they’re right wing, so those weapons and drills and marching are festive.


It’s much harder to disperse and admit to using the camera in my phone than that you illicitly accessed.


Oh. Sorry for assuming you were a delusional boot licker; I still think you should be more willing to set shit on fire, but Americans tend to act like they have what you do when clearly not, and it’s just so disconnected from reality.


Wear your balaclava, get your spray paints


I’d be saying I was an only child.
At thos point my strategy when something horrible happens is to tell people literally anything other than the fascist lie that’s gonna come out, so the fasch lie has to overcome that.
“This school shooter was a maga dude” or “incomprehensible 4chan shithead” even if there’s literally no info and we dont even know if he’s finished, so the totally unfounded also-before-we-even-know-who-did-it “was trans antifa!” line doesn’t stick.
Edit: shit. Last comment on this account.