Everyone wants to be cute and fuck but no one wants to do the dishes.
prplghsts
“Beyond the hidden greenery, a golden sunlight”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I need divine guidance, Lemmy. What is my destiny?English
4·4 days agoTo be the very best, like no one ever was
Ah, gotcha.
We gotta get y’all some seasoning asap.

I’m a newb, so pardon my ignorance but beans?!?!? Are they at least seasoned properly?

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Nonbinary God's LifeEnglish
25·8 days agoI, for one, welcome our new Nonbinary Gods 🙏🏾
Yep, turned in my ballot on Monday
But what if I want the MS-13 gang member to come over for tea and stuff??


Just add some electronic noise and you’d have a sick album