they master boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb

“They are cheating by actually doing things.” –America

Abolish the suburbs

no

no one has ever accused evangelicals of being smart or internally consistent with their beliefs

it’s kind of wild that this guy is still being churned out, an archetype that reaches back at least 35 years, maybe more

I support putting evangelicals in gulags

Speed running the collapse

I’m sorry to differ with you, sir, but you are the fry cook. You have always been the fry cook. I should know, sir. I’ve always been here.

yamagata da vidda baby

It will be dumb and won’t even be funny.

It’s incredibly difficult going through an election cycle without our large adult son

zombie strom thurmond

time is a flat circle

and when china makes a breakthrough it will be declared “cheating” by the west

Remember when they broke up the Bell System and we totally got lower prices, better service, and the Baby Bells totally weren’t allowed to all merge back together again? You will.

same

boy that sure is a lot of words I’m not gonna read

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.