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37·1 年前*SovCit hurt itself in its confusion!”
1·1 年前Oh no. Why did you have to post this?
Hollywood, 2 seconds from now
“Coming in 2025! You’ve seen Cocaine Bear, now come see Cocaine Shark! Starring Seth Rogan, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, a pile of sweaty hockey gear and 57 tons of raw sewage, it’s Cocaine Bear! The movie no one asked for, starring actors with no discernible talent or appeal. Buy you tickets now!”
Oh no….anyways…
1·1 年前Privacy.com is your friend. Free and makes ‘uncancellable’ subscriptions a thing of the past
11712·1 年前I feel slightly better knowing that the Chinese suffer from Chinesium-based products as much as we do.
156·1 年前Are Xbox players paste-eaters or something?
🎶Who lives in a nightmare under the sea?🎶
It’s like a half hour long fever dream…
Jilanico for President 2024
21·1 年前They should have made the ban take effect immediately, with the possibility of being turned back on after sale.
The Killers - All these things that I’ve done?
🎶your own….racoon…Jesus 🎶
51·1 年前His name is Herman. Now you know him.
Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”
Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”
Spiderman: Applies for a home mortgage Spiderman: Home Town Buffet Spiderman: Home Shopping Network
When I see how some women were treated in the 50’s, I get the feeling the scariest thing to many men would be a woman they couldn’t command.
272·1 年前Smashing Pumpkins: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
R.E.M. - Automatic for the people
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