The hero the Internet needs

My parents had a pretty good stereo, and I loved to just listen to the water level soundtrack.

They could probably write a five line script to reject two out of every three claims and it would work about as well.

You might be thinking of Roseanne Barr

The scientific method. Try to falsify your own beliefs.

What do you know, looks like propaganda still works.

I live in a farming area and there are no real farmer’s markets here. The supposed farmer’s market is mostly low-grade Etsy crafts and maybe two tables reselling grocery store produce at 300% markup.

Full-on blunder years yearbook photo with the People’s Eyebrow even

In Trump’s first campaign commercial back in 2015, he promised to “bomb Iran and take their oil.” That’s a direct quote of Trump’s words that I will never forget because it was so shocking, at the time, for a politician to just say things like that.

Point is, more war was the first thing he promised. And we all had at least ten years to get wise to his bullshit.

Well, “weed” can be a legal definition. A lot of governments have a noxious weed list that either provides for consequences if you suffer that plant on your property, or just an excuse for the government to come on to your property to kill the weeds for you. For instance, Russian Olive is legally a “kill on sight” invasive plant in my area.

At long last, and at grotesque costs, we finally have a machine that repeats anything a billionaire says. What a time to be alive.

This time we’re getting at least one plague, mass crop failures, probably a lot of complexity collapse in the US.

The rich are ripping the copper out of the walls of society before it all comes crashing down. They burn out employees, throw them away and hire fresh ones. Who cares, they’re not planning of any of this lasting much longer.

Are we doing over-under betting for the mass rehiring that is sure to follow?

Wrong. The single biggest thing most of us can do to reduce harm to the environment is not have kids. Each human, no matter how responsible, can’t help but add to the problems. The mountain of diapers for each baby alone is obscene. Each baby you don’t have is a whole ass person that will never add to food or electricity or water demands at all.

GOP: “look, can we just skip to the part where we have slaves again?”

Not a real quote, and I’m not a fan of the implied minimizing of modern social problems.

More accurate would be the Heritage Foundation holding the axe and SCOTUS cowering in the cuck chair in the corner

“spouse husband”?

Ahhahahaha, no, just the opposite