He was arrested for possession of a dangerous weapon. Let that sink in… guns are perfectly acceptable to own, but a guillotine, a weapon that requires the victim to be captured and restrained before use, is considered a dangerous weapon. Presumably it hurts the feelings of the billionaires.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Nightshift when the clock jumps fowards an hour.

Congress once voted to tax pizza as a vegetable due to the tomato sauce, so this isn’t a farfetched idea. Just pay some lobbyists and you’ll have yourself a salad.

A bad long term strategy?!?!?! Nonsense!!! This plan maximizes quarterly profits, how can it be bad for long term growth??? </s>

That blue light is Cherenkov radiation.

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Billionaires are literally defective humans. They all belong in mental asylums.

At this point, the LLMs are the only friends the billionaires have. They are spending trillions on AI cause they want friends and can’t find any among the human race.

After that incident with the tent post, I assure you Trump can handle BBC.

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She realized she could make more money on OnlyFans.

Hexbear supports authoritarian liberalism. You WILL be liberal and you WILL like it.

Next up, you pay a subscription AND you watch ads!

Try counting to ten while you pee.

Stop spreading blasphemy. Everyone knows Jesus uses Vim.