Great job on the weight loss! Now it’s definitely time to lift / slow bulk

Nobody knows more about raping people than the president!

-JD Vance, probaby

I would be surprised if it was anything other than this

Pay no attention to Wimpy Trump, we purposely trained him wrong… as a joke

Get fucked!

Americans: Let’s elect him again

They are already on the offensive. They are the aggressors leading the way enshitifying the internet, destroying the environment, fuelling hyperinflation by defrauding investors and enabling fascist regimes. Fuck these c-bags

Pretty obvious Kimberly-Clark is at fault for this, it could easily been avoided by paying a living wage to their employees

Never was

Honestly that sounds like some made up BS to cover up how they actually got him

I could slowly bleed out here

The future: Welcome to the pedofascist climate armageddon

Would have been a lot cheaper

Republicans, immediately after enabling the most historical blunder in American history:

My buddy did a couple tours over there and he said by far the most dangerous thing in Afghanistan were the Americans