

Texan: First time?


Texan: First time?


And both on my “skip during my yearly rewatch” list…


As someone who spent a week in a mental hospital after my ‘attempt’, fuck you.
Oh shit!? Is there a new Ed video I missed!?


I usually turn my head one way and stage whisper the parentheticals.


The only thing I remembered about that commercial, is the number of tires changed in each shot…


When I was in high school, a girl passed me a note:
Are you gray?
Never forgot the spelling ;)


Emoji posts are instabans. Speak seriously if you want to be taken seriously.


And what fresh hell is yet another vibe coded patch gunna bring?


Yeah, I got the memo. It’s over there, under the catch-of-the-day…


He doesn’t have a new attitude, he gambled and lost.


Greed


When using a tool, doing a task, having pieces of flair, becomes a metric; people will lie, cheat and bypass in order to look good …


“Mother Superior, we’ve discovered a case of syphilis!”
“Oh wonderful! I was getting tired of the Chablis…”


Frakin’ toaster
The Fifth Element
Don’t even need to watch it ever again, it just plays on a loop in my mind.


week characterization
Hallmark of the Kurtzman era.
Yeah, the Dallas i remember from growing up was a lot greener than what reality is showing me lately. Zeroscape lawns have taken over a good chunk of the richer neighborhoods. I guess when you piss $100 into the lawn every month, you start to see the appeal of having a massive Zen-garden.