Frakin’ toaster

The Fifth Element

Don’t even need to watch it ever again, it just plays on a loop in my mind.

experiences flashbacks

week characterization

Hallmark of the Kurtzman era.

The only thing I use AI for; “How do I fucking disable you?!”

“Huh, looks like we’re gonna need another 'Timmy '”…

The Baby from Babies Day Out

And added a shit ton of emojis to the announcement text. Thought i was on discord for a sec…

When i worked as a web developer, I could bang out HTML/PHP/JavaScript with my eyes closed…

Until, that dreaded moment where quantum uncertainty is destroyed by the simple act of a coworker glancing at my screen.

Suddenly, it’s like you gave a typewriter to a coked up parakeet, hunting and pecking with no regards over where the blinky text input thingie is, trying desperately to look like you know what you’re doing, but the harder you try, the clearer it becomes that you’re just an imposter! Pretending to know what you’re doing, but everyone can tell, just look at you!?

So, I have a couple therapy credits left on my health ‘benefits’ package, I think I’m gonna make an appointment… /rant

I hate that i notice it now. When they mispronounced the same word, with the exact same inflection, it just makes me give up on the video.

There’s just something about a real human talking that makes me connect with the material more.

I just turned 41, fuck you for accuracy…

Start having fun stop leaking to the press. I specifically ordered it.

Same. Young and stupid, and I already had the Xbox…

Shut up Wesley!

Good show ol’ sport

Almost. Almost. Almost…

There we are…

Did a drunk Yoda write that!?

And a boy becomes a god when he reaches adulthood without ever subscribing to that dreck…

Texas is run by the GOP:

R36S

Replaced the left thumb stick with a hall effect, and had to replace the silicon pads under the buttons, but it’s a decent PSX emulator, and an awesome game boy advanced machine.