“Cooking laundry” implies that clothes are raw, and yiu made me think that, and I don’t like it.

You’re supposed to connect with the serious rebels, enough of this poser resistance bullshit.

The tech to film at that resolution doesn’t exist, and even if it did we don’t have any devices capable of playback at such high resolution. You’re way past diminishing returns, why do yiu think there’s no 8K widespread yet??

It’s a Disney/Pixar movie from 2009 featuring many balloons, with voice acting from Ed Asner and Christopher Plumber.

This would actually be hilarious if this wasn’t so damned true with all five of my kids. Now it’s more like PTSD.

There was a specific flavour that, after the initial sweetness dissipated tasted eerily similar to when I performed cunnilingus.

Cunnilingus is great. Same flavour in gum, really not so much.

PIP: make happier, or less, noises.

75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I’m not sure how Putin put up with it.

At least, that’s what I’m presuming, i didn’t watch.

The Gay Agenda is clear now: proper manual hygiene after butt stuff.

Every man wishes his penis was an on-demand pressure washer.

Wow, you can’t even say the system sucks.

Raw pickles are best.

Me: looks at group name Me: looks at brand in title

Toyotas, specifically their hybrids, are the noisiest cars around. And only at parking lot speeds. Yes, this is intentional, but it’s REALLY annoying.

Scratchier, Daddy.

No, to get attention you should just ask aboooooh, I see what you did there.

It’s a mobile version of a man cave - a schmuck truck.

If only they could use sperm instead of DDR5…

Too bad invisible beancob isn’t a thing.

Agreed on all points. As much as I’d love to think this would instantly isolate them, that’s even beyond wishful thinking.