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From henceforth “trees” shall now be called “tall wavy bois” and “flowers” shall be known as “colorful stemmy bennies.”

I will not be taking questions.

You can’t spell scrum without cum

Mmmm meat innovation

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Shit she’s going to know I’m high…

Remember when Republicans were upset at Universities banning racist speakers?

Well the good news is that if you ride this guy for a while, and then do decide it is overly limiting for you, getting on a road or gravel bike will be a big instant speed boost.

Definitely get in good with a local bike shop now, and have them do maintenance on this bike. They might end up giving you a good deal on a trade if you do decide you want something else, but they will usually only do that for established customers.

You can’t get enough people to vote for your cause, but you can get enough people to fight and die for it?

Even if your vanguard does win, what do you do with the people who don’t agree with your methods after the dust settles? What lengths will you go to I order to “protect” the revolution?

OP is a 2 day old account. If you haven’t figured it out yet, there is a massive anti-progress astroturfing campaign all over the Internet, and it’s little shit like this which quietly switches people into cynical brain rot. Memes are bumper sticker politics, and you should always be skeptical of them when they are pushing any narrative.

Cynicism, on the other hand - that’s always good.

Wait, they got rid of them? Why in the ever loving fuck? It was the best fast food ever Invented.

This but unironically

This is actually an issue with food calories as well. Wood shavings give a high reading in a bomb calorimeter but you can’t process them into energy. Same with lots of fiber. And ethanol, in some cases.

You’ll get there. It probably makes you farty already and you haven’t just connected the dots. Basically every adult human will develop more and more lactose intolerance as they age.

There are two types of adults this world - those who are lactose intolerant and those who haven’t figured out that they are lactose intolerant yet

This but unironically

Are you a baby cow? Then it’s fucking weird to drink the mammary excretions of a cow.

“Donations to Lemmy don’t fund the instance, they just make sure Dessalines has enough free time to make 400 mod actions per day.”

-Nutomic

That’s just always going to be a slow bike in the road. A big shock in the front is heavy, and very parasitic to your pedaling stroke. It will also lack the lower “speed” gears. It’s fine if it gives you more confidence but if you are going to commute seriously then I’d suggest getting a gravel bike, or at least a hybrid commuter at some point. Not now, but when you feel held back by that bike eventually.

Bruh you should still learn to breathe and shut first