Die?

We gotta stop him before he spawns a volcano in Central Park.

Bakanization

Yeah I had to do that when I got too crossfaded on an empty stomach. Thankfully my roommate immediately recognized it since she had diabetics in her family.

Enjoying the lethal company update while simultaneously sad about my mod pack being broken by it.

It’s more than likely just gross incompetence from valves flat structure management.

or you think valve is legitmately having a disinformation campaign

Also Valve doesn’t need to do anything when they have such a pervasive cult of personality.

Of course. I just can’t resist an opportunity to point out how blatant that false flag was.

Nope! Because Biden successfully drew everyone’s attention to a bunch of weather balloons like 24 hours after it was released to the public.

We’re already knee deep in shit and piss

fucking Ice Poseidon offered to take me out on a date for $50.

I proceeded to spend like three hours watching him play crypto plinko and then he lost a coin toss and paid me almost $500. Also his cooking made me sick.

Imagine getting rhetorically trapped by Ted fucking Cruz.

Honestly I really like the Wilco song it’s based on

It seems alright for self reflection, but astrophrenology is weird.

I always thought the hypothesis that the horns were exclusively ornamental was ridiculous. Like, they’re practically aimed at t. rex’s stomach

Soda vs Pop balkanization

My 4th grade teacher stopping the class and demonstrating 4 quarts = a gallon to make me look stupid for doubting it.