Never mix mentos and coke

Linux people feel dirty when they use windows…avoiding windows conserves water since they have to take less showers

Quick! Switch from token maxing to token minning…

Jingle bells Batman smells…

idk… I guess the guys name could be Al…maybe he should go by Albert from now on so people don’t get confused with AI

Haha! This is clever. I wonder if the guy in the picture made it, or someone he knows

Patrick has no fingers…best trigger discipline ever!

Sounds like a tough gig to watch movies you don’t like

Also deploy disco ball from ceiling

Ministry of silly walks

Huh huh you said glitch

Next up; admin instructions to translate LinkedIn spam to Jive

Oh no! If it succeeds, we’ll have a bunch of new programming languages

Finally! Faster than light travel has been achieved!

30 degrees Fahrenheit is below freezing

Cylopiy…is the plural? Kind of like octopi

Funny how legislators are scared of Chinese cars crossing the Mexican border

Ugh! Time to live in the ocean

What about hurricanes? Especially if they’re destructive

Find people and work together