Just make sure it knows how to find and harvest fuel on it’s own, it can be so pesky when you run out of hot water!

Now it’s just Daniel the Human Crusher, off work and hanging with people who both know that he’s a Human Crusher, and are 100% fine with that.

I figured you’d want some fabric in those sensitive areas

This is the most relatable one yet

Must be an Albany thing

They’re great for tearing the shingles off of a roof!

It’s grey, she just likes the color

Well, maybe once my dreams come true, I can report back to you

Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose

How’d you find my diary?

It’s a sauce used for thickening, but that’s not important right now

Fantastic! I’d been resorting to bloodletting with mine, a pill that reduces the reaction I get from just looking at my Aliexpress LLF™ would be a lifesaver, and reduce the scarring!

I knew I shouldn’t have taken that pill from the sketchy dude with cool glasses!

Username does NOT check out

Seize the means of lasagna!

pspspspsps

His parents originally just wanted to name him “20 bucks” but that was seen as ahead of it’s time

I have been blessed!

Sure got my hopes up about Cleveland