Nice beaver!

I read

The movement my husband butt will not die

Spirit Halloween has a butterfly this year.

I’ve been thrifting for decades and realized a while ago that I have a totally different idea of what things cost than the average person. I went with a friend to the mall once and watched them drop $100+ on ONE sweater like it was totally normal.

Meanwhile I’m at the thrift store going, “They want 25 bucks for these jeans!? Who are they kidding!”

You may say I’m a streamer… but I’m not the only one

“Sorry, we’ve all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!”

“Fuck spez!”

“Yes, yes, come in, come in!!”

Unless you’ve got POWER!

Okay, so not those then!

Postal boxes? Transformer boxes? Manhole covers? Park walking paths? Detention center fences? The houses of local homophobic politicians? Bike racks? Telephone poles?

A finger

Just grab them by their country

Idaho is trying so hard but just can’t keep up!

Hello?

#Hello?

Well, I’ll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽

Eggs and bricks with tacos painted on them. No reason to waste any tasty tacos!

Dame Judy Bench was right there.

You would

“Yes, gtfo of our dumpster. When we are here we will give you free food, including protein and fresh produce, without hassling you about whether you deserve it or are ‘needy enough’.”

…but that’s not good enough for you because instead of fixing an immediate need like someone’s currently growling stomach, this establishment should tell them to go somewhere else?