The Americans killed a chimp.

Nice trolling I guess, you got me twice! Don’t know what the point of that is exactly.

I love this so much. Haven’t seen an image load top to bottom in so long. Bring it back!

Do you think Margaret Hamilton was a Nazi? Korolev? Goddard? Tsiolkovsky?

Read up on the actual history.

Or kraft cheese singles.

So… Below average kids should use AI? Is that what this says?

The ones who beat the US at every part of the space race until the moon landing? Those Soviets?

I got hella freckles mate. I am doomed.

It’s also a sex thing!

What the fuck? If I was the manager I’d pay this guy twice. That’s exactly the experience I want if I go to a place named after that specific part of the movie.

What do I do if I want to reach a high area in my roof, like ten feet above me? Hose extensions are floppy.

Funding, although that is becoming less effective at the moment. Establishment candidates get many times the funds for tv ad campaigns and similar things that get their name out there, and they used to lie really well in those ads, so it worked. Still helps, but it’s fading as people stop believing in their lies.

How did you write this? Are you a wizard?

“That depends. Is the existence of this form going to be known to my family? If so, yep, totally safe.”

• my partner, not me

That’s okay, the machine wants you.

Curve

Three words: Farting Corpse Buddy!

Poor bastard probably has no idea why he never gets people coming back for an upgrade.

The Sony Trinitron of Damocles

Yes, you are, but keep that habit alive. It is valuable.

Accidental, but made far more likely by risky behaviour due to mental issues. It’s a grey area.