Before 2022? Apply for high paying tech roles and nail every assignment with my broad near-encyclopaedic knowledge

After 2022? Make unconvincing deep fakes of political figures and wait for rightwing media to run with it, as I desperately vie for a seat at the table with all the other techbros who instantly polevaulted my moat.

“Universe rotates every 500 billion years”

Source: labrudirudikudi.au.net.eu

I’d like cross-examine your witness, rectally, your Honour.

Imagemagick - Explores the magical music of Imogen Heap

datamash - Provides great montages and mashupa of Data’s escapades from Star Trek

tree - plants a christmas tree each time its called

Ncdu - a great overview tool of Nicolas Cage’s Dark Universe franchise

OBS - a diagnostic tool for tracking ordinary bowel movements

Cheese - a fantastic tool for ordering dairy products online

Wezterm - a utility for tracking the term limits of Wez Anderson style presidencies

Tmux - a nice tool for telephoning elon musk

Xournalpp - a fantastic tool for journalling (on X/twitter) your peeing habits.

within the left half of that infinity, the three orbiting BSD galaxies shine above the cosmic seven point seven symbols etched into the universe itself

“I have pet” really messed with my brain until I realised pet was a verb

Ein bisschen weniger Pixel bitte

Definitely agree for the most part. I would say that independent news like AP, and the Guardian (arguably), do have reputations they try to uphold, but I hear you

UK observes it but the actual message behind the day has been long ago supplanted by banks “offering” the Bank Holiday in the first Monday in May. Sometimes it coincides with the 1st May.

So yeah we mostly celebrate “Bank holiday” and gloss over the workers who fought for us to even have these holidays. Its a gift from the Bank apparently…

I also need details

The empty link in the post is right, especially that whole section which detailed the mating habits of chimpanzee/penguin relationships, but I did find the artists depictions to be a bit crude.

Aren’t we bringing about an era where you can’t trust what you see or hear, unless it comes from a source you trust?

Essentially aren’t we just reverting back to 1800s where news came from newspapers of reputation, and hearsay came from elsewhere