Want a story where vampires just drop dead after exactly two million years

I mean, I’m assuming your kid knows he’s going to be a teenager soon and what that means. You can just talk to him about it like a person.

I’ve been going through the Behind the Bastards back catalogue for my niblings’ entire lives

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_Coalition_(Fred_Hampton)

They live among us every day. You could pass one of them and not even know. They might even be someone you love

Many such cases

Just like every other country

Been feeling very I Believe in Symmetry by Bright Eyes recently

They banned that one too, and I don’t want to have to constantly remake

Chicago hot dog, surely. The deep dish pizza thing is exaggerated, but Chicago style hot dog is plentiful. Chicago style hot dog loves you. If you ask for ketchup you will have packets thrown at you disdainfully.

The greater good (the greater good)

Crusty jugglers

The dad then joins his son laying on the floor and crying

Art deco rules so much

City on a hill bay bay /s

:(

Do kids still watch slime tutorials? I remember that being a thing for a bit.

I’m reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

The Magicians but only for the first three seasons

Not a question

Nothing