His phone was obviously always empty, duh. Prove otherwise.

Not a steam achievement, but…

My dad was playing Munch’s Oddysee many years ago. In that game, you get instructions at the start of each level from a spirit standing inside two rings of rocks on the ground. If you need instructions again, the game tells you to stand in the outer ring and push the action button. My dad, who isn’t the most skilled controller handler, got the game to say something i had never heard.

He stood in the inner ring of rocks and pushed the action button. The game literally yelled at him, THE OUTER RING STUPID, STAND IN THE OUTER RING."

Good times.

Ah yes, nothing screams terrorism like… paint.

Duck auto core wrecked

Fruit flies like a banana

Brain worm beef jerky strikes again.

Speedy thing go in, speedy thing come out. Clearly explained in game.

That’s easy. I have had a friend die in a previous war, a war i didn’t approve of either. All human death is tragic. Most wars are unnecessary and perpetrated by a minority in power, a minority who would never be first to a battlefield. Show me someone in power willing to die for their cause and I’ll consider it a candidate for a worthy cause.

We can? Thanks Mom!

May he stand next to many openable windows

And this is why i love https://www.wta.org/

You should try, for science!

What’s the matter colonel Sanders, chicken?

If I’ve learned anything from 20 years in the aerospace industry, it’s that quality systems must always have external oversight, and the concept of delegated authority at the highest levels is not sustainable.

I can’t imagine any protective equipment being used. I’d like to see the version where it’s pigs rolling in it.

Two movie recommendations:

1. idiocracy
2. god bless america

I seriously doubt it. Never interrupt your enemy while they’re making a mistake.

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