I just pack an eye mask

Huh, neat

Fuck! Even in the future nothing works.
-Dark Helmet

I’m all right, don’t nobody worry bout me

Kind of. I used to have a career in a very exciting and complex field, but corporate America turned it into a job. On the whole, I’m ok with it as my personal priorities shifted toward family.

Uncle version

Their people don’t know shit, full stop. I once tried to go there because radio shack had gone out of business and i wanted to make a convenience purchase. I asked some dude if they had an infrared repeater because i had a hidden media cabinet. Not only did the guy argue whether that kind of product existed at all, but assured me that a repeater couldn’t exist because the signals from a remote are encoded. After banging my head on a wall briefly, i just went home and ordered one from the Internet. Almost all retail is a waste of time now.

Fireworks are well known to be dangerous and start house fires every year…

It’s all run by a cartel!

Nah, 42

Kind of, except the person doing it is the sitting president. Call it an aggravating factor.

Using their position of political power to advertise a business which directly benefits them. It is plainly not part of the duties of the office. Same reason good presidents put their financial affairs in a blind trust for the duration of of their term.

Talk to a professional. People on the Internet give questionable advice… Except me?

Profiteering is the wrong word.

Instead, crony capitalism, abuse of power, or something else is more appropriate

Good luck passing the constitutional amendment… Obviously it’s would get tossed by judiciary

May the weasel stub his big toe at a random time each day

Wabbit theeson

I think veterans should use their training to remind the government of their loyalty to the country and not an orange ass hat and their sycophants.