Dirt doesn’t taste good, water doesn’t taste like much

Conclusion: light is delicious

lappyyy :3

serving american gothic

Pack it up, friends. Teslasaur has defeated hundreds of years of anarchist political theory, it’s all over for us.

Sentence might not be brand new but is surely rare.

it’s not that deep little guy

ol’ install trick

Ladies, gentlemen please get in line, I can’t install you all at once.

Least pedophilic rudeus thought

I disabled your mom with my install last night.

Like, seriously, you should check if she’s okay.

there’s literally a caption on the image?

trans women are included in the category of women

femmes would actually exclude some women

They putting the hijabs on anime girls

The Penguin Which Brings Doom

I guess you’re lucky that Catherine is 52?

Hello! Holds up spork. I am Catherine, but you may refer to me as “The Penguin Which Brings Doom.” As you can see I tend to behave with incredible randomness. That is why I have come to this place, to meet with random individuals such as myself.

I am 52 years old (though I still hold childlike jolly in my heart) and I like to listen to NPR talk shows with my beloved of the fairer sex (I am of bisexual persuasion, if you do not like it, I will disregard you outright) it is our favorite, as the range of topics can be varied!

She does behave with unpredictable randomness and joy too, however I would like to meet others which exhibit this sort of erratic behavior. The more the merrier, as they say!

I hope to make a lot of great new friends, so please do leave a reply to this message.

Doom. (This is me once again exhibiting my haphazard manners.)

Farewell!

With love,

Catherine, The Penguin Which Brings Doom

I know right, Viscous is making me act up

decent

You’re right but delivery mechanism is less mess and feels less like you’re a dumb fat chud animal

Excuse me, some of us are very horny and creepy.