DON’T EVER STOP, SON

How about a Segway?

I’m picturing “Mr Bill Goes to Washington” with some dapper wings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salman_Rushdie

Thank you for the little rabbit hole you provided when I was prompted to look up “doikayt”.

https://forward.com/yiddish-world/613858/doikayt-yiddish-word-bund/

Noticing it only after parsing the rest of the setup made me giggle a little bit.

baby shoes, never worn?

Did they have a scent?

sheesh, what was the carnage in this comment chain? the OP was banned and aaron edited their post.