What the fuck is wrong with you?

Weren’t happy with the first version of this comment, eh?

Get a hobby.

Tigers are cats. Hefner’s wife asked Biel to reconsider starring in Playmates.

The details don’t change the basic facts.

You’re looking for a fight here that I’m not going to give you.

Brilliant!

Sure.

They really are! Skin to skin touch does so much for intimacy.

I am not being snarky, but I genuinely worry about declining literacy rates. If you fundamentally don’t understand what’s being said, then that’s a problem.

Your first comment was the very definition of snarky. If you really wanted to be sure that people understood the full sentence, you could’ve pulled the full quote from the article yourself.

Women should be able to pick things off the floor without having to think of how many different ways they can do so that isn’t an open invitation for men to ogle their ass.

Just because a woman bends at the waist instead of squatting doesn’t mean she’s inviting wandering eyes.

She did tell Jessica Biel to reconsider. Just because there are more details in the article doesn’t mean she didn’t say that phrase.

All I did was pull the quote from the article instead of being snarky about it.

Oh my god, you think women bending at the waist is a deliberate invitation to look at their ass?

I wouldn’t put makeup in the same category as tattoos and surgery.

i told her she was only going to ruin her face with that

Gross

Maybe she likes to wear makeup for herself?

Wow that skirt is awesome! I love everything in this pic, so cute!

You’re allowed to find someone who is more compatible with you, y’know. I bet your girlfriend would appreciate being able to cuddle without pressure to have sex every time as well.

Right, those numbers seem like a sharp decline for Tom Cruise imo.

I think people’s general sentiment about him is turning and he doesn’t pull the numbers that they assumed he would here.