This is horrifyingly accurate.

Nice!!

I fucken hate Sales.

It’s like I was there.

I have it installed on several old laptops/Chromebooks. It’s cute, but it’s not really performing how it bragged it would… Gonna have to find something leaner…

Right!? Opportunity missed…

Very helpful! Thanks for this!

Elden Ring, please.

Thanks for this, and Merry Christmas! Hope yours is wonderful!

Ya! And your server or application can live in several of them at the same time, or just float around from one to the other, like…

Great “tip”… 😋

Couple good ideas already posted, but also you can update your hosts file with a ref to the internal IP, or if you are running your own DNS server, add an override for the domain

Welcome to Cybertron:

Inferno - firewall

OmegaSupreme - hypervisor host

Cliffjumper - ssh jumpbox

Daytrader - webserver

Metroplex - Plex server

WheelJack - my PC

Not the most famous Transformers, but I try to keep the names relevant.

(There’s more, but that’s all I can think of off hand)

So English is weird; any non-stressed syllable in a word has the exact same vowel sound: the schwa

It’s basically a very neutral vowel sound because we are lazy speakers.