nice, sloppy seconds

Nah, fuck that. The only difference is that older conservatives hid their bigotry better. They were smarter. But they were no less manipulative or oppressive. They voted and cheered for people who flooded poor neighbourhoods with drugs to create their war on drugs, so they could target blacks and hippies, drastically increased the gap between rich and poor, have supreme court justices appointed over 3 decades ago that still wreak havoc on human rights today.

Edit: some*** older conservatives

Kraft realizes they can capitalize on how fucked we are

It’s the only kind I have

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

woah, we got a situation over here

eh, mediocrity is the true killer

sigh I’ll never master the art of horny memes, this is artisanal

Blood in, blood out

if there’s no risk of pregnancy there’s no risk of attachment

How I’ve managed to only date women that are serious about birth control I think is the universe protecting me from myself

from the superior cloaca

You mean the metric system?

The m stands for tiMbit

Oh no! You’ve been visited by the SICK DUCK SUCKING DICK monster! You must suck 3.5 DICKS of at least 3 of your homies by midnight tonight OR BE VISITED BY THE SICK QUACKER

decline

“sorry I don’t have my headphones with me and my phone’s mic has been acting up. What’s up?”

If it killed my hot twink boyfriend I would fight however I had to

You have to watch it in H

Imagine fucking a whole ass

Don’t mind if I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

he do music

To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks