Drunk driving is cute in the 4-6 yo range

forever

well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones

That’s the 11111

For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh

huehuehuehueh

Jeans Simmons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gotta get down

They’ve been a pink wall this whole time?

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You mean mr family guy himself?

I never noticed the similarities between the shows before

Father works for a powerful corporation / entity

Iconic strangulation

Prominently features a boy who wears blue, a girl who wears red and is too smart for her own good, and a quiet girl that hangs on to a keepsake

Yes… a witch did this. I knew it!

Hey actually I have a question, if Optimus Prime would become a minister, would he be Prime minister?

they had ice back then

Before anyone gets cute, I mean both ice as in the cubes and ICE as in the current modern gestappo

Edit: damn, I’m too late, everyone cute

Turning that Noah into a “No, uhhh…”

Bolt Thrower more like based thrower those guys would literally fight nazis at their shows

STRIPPED OF ALL SANITY

I mean to be fair that’s when the hormones are at their ragiest, I would expect people to come to extreme conclusions too early

^hehehehe… ^early conclusions^

That’s AlbertaTech. She does comedy skits on youtube/tiktok related to the tech world. She’s really bright and funny, I would assume she’s doing that for the bit.

2 + 2 = 3

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