Have you tried giving it a handjob?
Have you tried giving it a handjob?
Lol 20 years later I still have an album where my favorite track is only 98% complete because my dialup connection dropped when I was downloading it from Kazaa, and I just said eh, good enough.
Is it just me or is there an untranscribed vowel in the “mal dumcail” inscription? Looks more like “maul” than “mal” to me
KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…
George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.
What if I see him murdering someone?
Hey, we’re learning, okay?
Don’t bother ringing it up, it’s for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!
I have a rotation of Final Fantasy 4-8 and Chrono Trigger that I play on my phone. Sometimes I go a few years without playing, but overall I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve played in the 10 years I’ve had a smartphone.
That’s nose pocky
Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much
I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s
The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long
Daim, that’s a sweet erth
That was John Quincy Adams. I remember because I also learned that he did this nude, an image I’ve been trying to get out of my head for 30 years.
pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam
If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.
I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean