I started brushing my teeth immediately after dinner, and it has kept me from late-night snacking… I think I’ve lost some weight

Swimming? Still requires a towel, just not for sweat

Some evidence would be helpful

I have zero evidence to support this, but it could be government contractors saving money by reusing and slightly modifying building plans between actual prisons and schools? My high school building could definitely have been a prison with some adjustments. Total speculation though.

I’m not sure we knew what spyware was before 2000

edit: I guess the term was officially coined in 1995, but not common parlance until around 2005, so I suppose I was in the ballpark

Elark Zuckermusk

Marlon Muskerberg

ikr same

instructions unclear drinks boiling water

This doesn’t really seem like news… it’s great they’re doing the research, but anybody with ADHD will know that Attention Deficit is a misnomer, and of course it’s a problem with wakefulness and reward

nice try, cat

The lotr box set in 4K costs $540….

my Katy Perry Star Trek meme head canon is that this is really documentation of actual romulan, Katy Perry, just as she sliced her fingers off, because romulans don’t know about light sabers

The floating rocks contain Obtainium… totally different kind of material

Please bro we promise

Pukey jade

so what’s the car to people ratio?

(does some rough math)

china: 1 car made for every 46 people
usa: 1 for every 32

i’m too lazy to do the rest

It’s a gnuke

Sounds like a special dog. I’m sorry.

I don’t agree with putting down a dog pet unless they’re suffering. If a dog pet is in pain and there is no hope that they’ll recover, death can be mercy. It’s never not terrible. But your feelings aren’t the priority in that situation.

Just don’t ever do it at the vet - find someone who can come to you so there’s no extra stress

fuck this is depressing

edit: dog -> pet