Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agoThere was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin.imagemessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1195arrow-down15
arrow-up1190arrow-down1imageThere was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin.Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square52linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 hours agoOh straight nathan you're so funny and straightimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down15
arrow-up140arrow-down1imageOh straight nathan you're so funny and straightWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 hours agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agoIf I ever leave a message in blood, it'll be in cursive, thank youimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down10
arrow-up196arrow-down1imageIf I ever leave a message in blood, it'll be in cursive, thank youWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days ago135⁰c for two hours and seared in the microwaveimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1318arrow-down17
arrow-up1311arrow-down1image135⁰c for two hours and seared in the microwaveWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square43linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoI don't even want the egg anymore I just want to go back to the way my life was before this happenedimagemessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up1429arrow-down18
arrow-up1421arrow-down1imageI don't even want the egg anymore I just want to go back to the way my life was before this happenedWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square53linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoI've never met or heard of a single shits-with-door-open family that isn't utterly awful in several completely unrelated ways.imagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down110
arrow-up1105arrow-down1imageI've never met or heard of a single shits-with-door-open family that isn't utterly awful in several completely unrelated ways.Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square12linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoMy favorite bedroom roleplay was Steve Irwin x a crocodileimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down11
arrow-up123arrow-down1imageMy favorite bedroom roleplay was Steve Irwin x a crocodileWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoI suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great whiteimagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down113
arrow-up1190arrow-down1imageI suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great whiteWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square19linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoThere's a secret fish fuck facility for the rarest fish everimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1217arrow-down14
arrow-up1213arrow-down1imageThere's a secret fish fuck facility for the rarest fish everWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoLike I can just unsubscribe from the economy and become a decorative gargoyleimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up1213arrow-down13
arrow-up1210arrow-down1imageLike I can just unsubscribe from the economy and become a decorative gargoyleWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 6 days ago"Somewhere out there, there's a Gen X pelican listening to britpop"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-square"Somewhere out there, there's a Gen X pelican listening to britpop"plus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days ago"Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgenderimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1272arrow-down116
arrow-up1256arrow-down1image"Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgenderWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square12linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agoA truly righteous man should rail his homeboysimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1221arrow-down14
arrow-up1217arrow-down1imageA truly righteous man should rail his homeboysWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoHow about you eat my shit and hairimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1298arrow-down16
arrow-up1292arrow-down1imageHow about you eat my shit and hairWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoI'm a fan of steaks, but I haven't tried medium alive.imagemessage-square75linkfedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down114
arrow-up1280arrow-down1imageI'm a fan of steaks, but I haven't tried medium alive.Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square75linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoThis whole damn place is in the pocket of big sex.imagemessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down16
arrow-up1186arrow-down1imageThis whole damn place is in the pocket of big sex.Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agoWhy should I remove my gorilla? It's not hurting anyone.imagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1328arrow-down13
arrow-up1325arrow-down1imageWhy should I remove my gorilla? It's not hurting anyone.Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square38linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agoThey all connect to an incredibly unemployed asexual grunglerimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1imageThey all connect to an incredibly unemployed asexual grunglerWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 16 days agoWould you sell liquor to this baby?imagemessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1imageWould you sell liquor to this baby?Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square51linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 17 days agoOnce you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee itimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1imageOnce you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee itWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
