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minus-squarejeff 👨💻@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 年前Agnostic Vampire: Foolish hunter, I am far more powerful than you. You have no chance at success. Hunter: Yeah, I really don’t know. You look really strong but I’m really strong too. Agnostic Vampire: Ahhh!!! Your uncertainty weakens me! Hunter: Oh wow, this feels like a trap. Now I’m even more uncertain. Agnostic Vampire: Ahhhhh!!!
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前Alternative option: atheist redditor vampire
minus-squareCileTheSane@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 年前Allergic to sunlight, story checks out.
Final boss: agnostic vampire
Agnostic Vampire: Foolish hunter, I am far more powerful than you. You have no chance at success.
Hunter: Yeah, I really don’t know. You look really strong but I’m really strong too.
Agnostic Vampire: Ahhh!!! Your uncertainty weakens me!
Hunter: Oh wow, this feels like a trap. Now I’m even more uncertain.
Agnostic Vampire: Ahhhhh!!!
Alternative option: atheist redditor vampire
Allergic to sunlight, story checks out.
And deodorant