Can you imagine the rally? Shit, I might become a trader for one day this Monday. I think I’ll invest in renewables because the US is going to be on a mad dash to catch up to the rest of the world when that “loofah faced shit-gibbon” is where he belongs, in the past.
Big if true. Also, if true, they won’t announce he’s dead until the US market opens Monday (or futures begin trading this evening).
Can you imagine the rally? Shit, I might become a trader for one day this Monday. I think I’ll invest in renewables because the US is going to be on a mad dash to catch up to the rest of the world when that “loofah faced shit-gibbon” is where he belongs, in the past.
Gives us time to buy champagne and fireworks.
Back the truck up — we’ve got a big party.