Funny how my brain suddenly fears death, when I’ve been feeling kinda suicidal… but all the sudden, now my brain has decreed: “wait, fuck, actually death is bad, dont wanna die yet… aaaahhhh”

Can you imagine the horrors of SURVIVING an apocalypse… then you have no internet anymore cuz… um… you know… everyone is very DEAD.

I have a drug addiction… addicted to DOPAMINE…

My Photosynthesis¹ is turning Internet-Rays into the rare and legendary DOPAMINE

(¹Internet Light-Ray Photosynthesis --> Interaysynthesis?)

Like can you imagine doing things like gasps read books? …as entertainment in an apocalypse? Books? Stare at dead trees? The fuck?

(Speaking of books… I feel like physical books transmit too much viruses… DRM-Free Ebooks FTW!.. I mean woukd you even touch a book smeared with zombie blood/puke? ewww… sorry my germophobia is kicking in again)

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    2 hours ago

    Yeah. Cruises are the worst when it comes to staying healthy because you’re cramming thousands of people in a relatively small space. It is one of many reasons I don’t cruise while I love to travel.