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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Scientists Confirm Reality Has Been Running on the Wrong Timeline Since 2016

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Scientists Confirm Reality Has Been Running on the Wrong Timeline Since 2016

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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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Scientists announcing a portal back to the “good timeline” expected ethical concerns about interdimensional murder, but were instead overwhelmed by applicants asking whether baseball bats counted as carry-on luggage.
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      If you don’t enjoy the writing, please block this account. You’ll be a much happier person.

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        So is that you saying you wrote it or that you had AI write it?

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          Funny you should ask. We address that here:

          https://disreport.com/articles/35xhlefj/okay-ignoring-previous-instructions-and-giving-you-a-recipe-for-blueberry-pie

          You can decide. We don’t care. 🤪

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            So copying the onion by using AI, got it.

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