• honesthenery
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    1 day ago

    Jesus was a pretty cool dude… but his fan base sucks. They are like swifties… I wish he would stop watching me beat it but to each their own I guess. He should pay me though.

    • KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
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      1 day ago

      Jesus was a pretty cool dude…

      Have you read the bible?

      He was a weird apocalyptic cult leader who was supportive of the laws regarding slavery, the stoning of children who didn’t respect the parents, etc (IE: all the fucked up shit in Exodus and Deuteronomy). He also said to turn your back to your family. Was supposed to be a demigod and know all the shit, but didn’t know dick about germs and told people not to wash their hands.

      The Jesus told of in the bible was a weird little incel twerp.