Teaz nuts!

Here I am, broke and knowledgeable. Worst of both worlds.

You can’t pull off a sweet uppercut by punching down.

A closeted gay acquaintance that I knew from shared extracurricular activities, is now a judge who ran as a Republican because that’s the only party people will vote for in the redneck town we grew up in.

I hate that. So much so, that when I do get a chance to see my friends I haven’t seen in a while, I always try to remember what I wore last time and avoid it.

Transfers, yes, but if you’re careful, those germs on your hands will never get to your face, but a kiss is direct infection.

Fun fact! I never knew!

Oh yeah! I fucking love eating!

No, but there are so many American sub cultures, I didn’t want to try to include them all or speak for any others.

It’s the illusion of democracy. We are voting to fill these positions, but we might as well be picking ponies at the track. If they wear our favorite color and we like the sound of their name, then we vote them in.

And every year, the corporations parade their puppets about and we choose the shiniest one.

I’m trying not to get too excited or expect too much, but this is REALLY good, right?

Anyone else thinking that UCLA might be interested in this email?

'Murican male culture isn’t real keen on kissing. It is reserved for your romantic interest. It would be very inappropriate to give a peck on the cheek or even blow a kiss to a friend or acquaintance.

To clarify, I don’t mean American culture, I mean 'Murica. White Christian small town America.

In most cases, I’d probably recommend the family business, but your parents are abusive and they should have as little involvement in your life as possible.

ALWAYS relevant.

Interesting point. I hadn’t thought about that. We can all say he’s implicated in sex trafficking, who cares? But due process for all, or due process for none, can’t go doxxing people.

However, that being said. There’s a small black or above, and a long one below. They can’t both be the same email address. Could be a different similar situation as you described, but I bet there’s a plain name in there somewhere.

Definitely

And they all have Chlamydia!

I’d laugh.

That’s not as easy at it sounds. Trust me.