I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

  • nanometer1625
    5·
    8 days ago

    I like to make the animal abuse idioms animal-friendly:

    • There’s more than one way to pet a cat.
    • Let’s not feed a dead horse.
    • This way we can get two birds stoned at once.