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Five@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton

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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton

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Five@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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ATLANTA—Touting the item as a must-have for seasonal lawn decoration enthusiasts, Home Depot confirmed Thursday that it had begun sales of a new 12-foot-tall baby Jesus skeleton just in time for the holidays. “As He towers above the Nativity scene, sometimes clutching a shepherd or wise man in His giant Christ Child…
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    Those skeletons are really going to become the backbone of every holiday’s decorations.

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yes please!

      Although, the baby Jesus would’ve been better as an infant zombie, IMHO. 🤌🏼

      • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
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        Gotta save the zombie part for easter

    • pdxfed@lemmy.world
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      Nailed it!

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