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Herr Woland@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 年前

Not a story a redditor might tell you

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Not a story a redditor might tell you

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Herr Woland@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 年前
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  • foxblood@lemmy.world
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    New Plattform and I’m already out of the loop.

    • Herr Woland@lemmy.worldOP
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      shhh guys don’t tell them

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        OMG, there’s a follow up!

        • Ragnell@kbin.social
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          My favorite is this one.

        • foxblood@lemmy.world
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          Thanks mates! It’s amazing!

        • Herr Woland@lemmy.worldOP
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          Wow this is actually the op of the first post! The saga is going strong 💪

        • Herr Woland@lemmy.worldOP
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          Wow this is actually the op of the first post! The saga is going strong 💪

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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      The joys of the internet

    • metaStatic@kbin.social
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      My toilet has cloudflare verification enabled

  • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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    I was there Gandalf, three days ago

  • FaceDeer@kbin.social
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    Literal shitposting.

  • Ragnell@kbin.social
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    Wait’ll they find out Tetris is racist.

    • trashcan@sh.itjust.works
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      I missed that one?

  • Xepher@lemm.ee
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    Was there ever any more context given as to why he needed to be able to do this?

    • Coelacanth@lemmy.world
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      I don’t think so but the sex tent theory makes some sense.

      • Khazram@lemmy.world
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        Do go on 🤔

        • Coelacanth@lemmy.world
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          I can’t take credit but it’s in the comments of the original thread: https://lemmy.ml/comment/889629

          • Khazram@lemmy.world
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            Holy balls I was thinking it something along the same lines! I mean it makes sense, I hope he had a good and safe time.

    • Herr Woland@lemmy.worldOP
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      Not yet, but I like it more like this, gives more room to imagination

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    I was liking Lemmy until now. Now I love it

  • YuzuDrink@kbin.social
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    My dude, eat some fiber, quick! Also drink water!

    Edit: I saw the origin, and I was incorrect about the not pooping. I had assumed it was a problem, not a goal… and now I’m VERY confused and maybe a little concerned.

    • Herr Woland@lemmy.worldOP
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      History of Lemmy started strong haha I wouldn’t be too concerned the person in the post told they’d poop outside if shit hits the fan

    • Ragnell@kbin.social
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      When the going gets weird, the weird stop going.

      • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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        And pooping.

  • 🦥󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠󠀠@lemmy.world
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    I just saw this one and immediately needed to poop.

    Brb.

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    I’m so glad I was here to witness the defining moment of a burgeoning platform.

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      I missed it. Like I was around, but I don’t know what started it. Just logged on one morning and learned I wasn’t allowed to shit for 3 days.

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        Someone in a questions community asked what foods they should eat to avoid having to shit for 3 days while camping, and as cheaply as possible. An absurd question that immediately became a meme. The same person then reappeared 3 days later asking how to cure constipation.

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    Nah son, I’m new here but I’m from the old school…past Digg, past Fark, back to mIRC. Someone would have to shit continuously for 3 days straight to grab my attention.

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      If you’re from the before times like me…

      Two girls, one cup.

      Just sayin

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    That’s so last week. We’re doing beans now. Keep up!

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