bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe?!!
(smugly does nothing, mindlessly fondling their purity then lovingly sniffing their fingers)
bOy Oh BoY, i SuRe aM sPeCiaL! a RaRe JeWeL! tHe CeNtEr Of ThE uNiVeRsE!