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brb selling advertising space in my pronouns
Guys, I think I maybe a JP Morgan. Like I thought I was a cis bisexual for years but recent life events have made me consider the possibility that I’m actually the world’s largest financial services firm.
I’d wear it but I’m tired of being harassed by J.P. Morgan chasers
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“Oh you’re a financial services corporation? You know I’m kinda into FIRE industry monopolists, think it’s hot.”
look I don’t want to shame anybody’s choices but that’s going to be really unwieldy in everyday speech
can we compromise on something like “jeep/jerm”
You cannot tell someone J.P. Morgan pronouns are not permitted, no matter how unwieldy J.P. Morgan choices are. J.P. Morgan picked what J.P. Morgan picked because it is what truthfully represents J.P. Morgan.
yep
this has got to be one of the worst things i’ve ever seen. right up there with the raytheon pride socks
i love weird shit in victoria 3 like the time I saw a J.P. Morgan who was a luddite who wanted to ban industry
This makes me a proud Dividend American
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I didn’t k ow anyone else identified as JP morgan
The founder of J.P. Morgan probably did
Oh well I identify as jpmorgan/chase
