You can’t fool me, that’s not enough slurs to be a redditor. And no long winded insults deriding the other party’s intelligence?

Naaahhh

OK let’s not all pretend this wasn’t us to some degree at least as teens maybe early 20s. Perhaps still in the ol’ inner monologue.

coworker: hey, bro. You play that new [CoD 20XX ed.]?

“Oh… not yet. Is it any good?”

Inner monologue: “mmm, yes, these simpletons will never understand the elaborate schemes required to cause a socialist revolution in the United States in [newest map sim game]”